<b>Manifesto for Programming, Motherfuckers</b><br><br>We are a community of ...

Terrence Miao - 2013-02-16 07:25:54+1100 - Updated: 2013-02-16 07:39:18+1100

Manifesto for Programming, Motherfuckers

We are a community of motherfucking programmers who have been humiliated by software development methodologies for years.

We are tired of XP, Scrum, Kanban, Waterfall, Software Craftsmanship (aka XP-Lite) and anything else getting in the way of ... Programming, Motherfucker.

We are tired of being told we're autistic idiots who need to be manipulated to work in a Forced Pair Programming chain gang without any time to be creative because none of the 10 managers on the project can do ... Programming, Motherfucker.

We must destroy these methodologies that get in the way of ... Programming, Motherfucker.

Read more: http://programming-motherfucker.com/

Dean Budd - 2013-02-16 09:18:55+1100

I have to get that t-shirt!

Kieran Simpson - 2013-02-17 22:03:51+1100

As much as I love the Samuel L reference (and yes I too want that shirt) I feel that it makes as much sense as "Surgery mofo; do you speak it?" Programming doesn't exist in a vacuum, and he who bashes out code with out thinking about context is doomed to write rubbish that nobody wants.

Dean Budd - 2013-02-18 08:41:02+1100

Just use an IoC container and inject the context. It's called Programming Motherf%^ker!

Kieran Simpson - 2013-02-18 09:01:54+1100

How the hell did you become a Scrum Master? hahahahaha

Dean Budd - 2013-02-18 10:18:52+1100 - Updated: 2013-02-18 10:34:29+1100

It's easy, you just go on a two day course HAHAHA

Dean Budd - 2013-02-18 10:33:36+1100

All that Agile stuff is so last decade man! Programmer Anarchy is where it's at now! ;-)