A hacker's guide to Telstra mobile phone service

Marriage seems unexplainable complicated these days. After two years with my Samsung Galaxy Tab, the first ever generation tablet 7", both of us are tired. The tablet is getting older, slower and grumpy, refusing to be mature like, still staying in Android 2.2 and committing suicide (self-reboot) several times a day. 

Now younger and sexier mail-ordered bride - Samsung Galaxy Note 2 arrived after one week long journey from Hong Kong on Friday. However, the new life just starts with a big bang.

All the preparation work for the wedding look good. Bridal clothing, shoes and accessories for the big formal occasion are making the day even more special. Connecting Note 2 to home WiFi, Android 4.1.1 guides you step by step, downloading all the latest applications you installed on Tablet 7 before to Note 2, saving your tons of time install them one by one. After two hours without any argument, about 1GB data, all original applications downloaded and installed. The new bride dresses up like old bride in the gown.

Then disharmony starts. 

New bride refuses to wear the engagement ring which taken off from old bride's finger. The mini SIM card from Tablet 7 can't put on Note 2's micro SIM finger. Thank you, you bloody over regulated European Telecommunications Standards, and Apple made it even popular. No SIM, no internet, no wedding, and can't get to anywhere.

Quickly I jump on Google to find out any peace deal solving engagement ring's crisis. No surprise, a few married people on internet teach their experience how to solve the crisis - with a bit help of scissors, paper template, tape. You can D.I.Y., cutting min SIM into micro SIM. Unfortunately, no one of them offer any kind of warranty what if failed. Hmmm, too risky, most probably make the SIM not functional working after the cut if you don't give any practice. But fortunately, at the end of day, find on the Telstra forum, some more experienced married people talk about back to the jewellery store - Telstra shop, you could ask exchange service - replacing mini SIM with micro SIM. And it's totally FREE.

Exuberated with the possible peace deal on the crisis. I head to the nearest Telstra shop on Saturday morning. A Telstra sale representative almost hands me the new ring - a new micro SIM card, then suddenly he asks who is the new bride. I tell him it's Samsung Galaxy Note 2, he starts shaking his head - "Telstra can't move your plan from a tablet to mobile phone. You need buy a new mobile phone plan. Here is a plan for you type people taste - a minimal $60 per month plan, you get SAME 1GB data, but $600 phone call and unlimited messages".

I want to tell this sale person stop bullshitting me and please bugger off. Tablet and smartphone are the SAME. The size doesn't matter. Only Telstra makes people life difficulty matter. I don't want to change my current $29 plan. And I'm a human beings hater. I don't have friends. I don't need to make phone call or SMS to anyone at all.

Pissed off, grunted but refuse to give up, I head to another Telstra shop 20km down to the slum, reminding me if asked who's the new bride, just say iPad.

Half an hour later. I'm in the second Telstra shop. This time the Telstra sale person doesn't bother asking who's the new bride, but neither he does want to waste a micro SIM card on me. He reaches his hands under the table. I think he is going to take out scissors, paper template, tape and do the trick in front me. Instead, he takes out a stapler like thingy. It's a stainless steel micro SIM card cutter - http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/250944318935. Put my mini SIM card in, and punch it, I get a cut-off micro SIM 10 seconds later. Thanks God, human beings you invented are smart!

Back home, put micro SIM card into Note 2, boot it up. No error to recognise the micro SIM. Good. It finds the Telstra carrier, can make phone call, send and receive SMS message. Better. However, there is NO internet, there is no 3G flash icon on the notification bar. Bugger.

Sweated now, try to figure out what's wrong. I use the type and glue the micro SIM back to the mini SIM, put it into Tablet 7 and boot up. Internet on Tablet 7 still works. Writing down the mobile networks setting, most important parts, Access Point Names (APNs). Take the SIM card out put it into Note 2, setting up as same APN settings as Tablet 7 manually, reboot a few times, still doesn't work.

Holy shit. Telstra must have different settings for the different devices.

Disgustingly and desperately, I shoot the final shot before I surrender myself to Telstra.

The coming across Telstra Mobile Phone Set-up site - http://www.configure.telstra.com.au/telstra/index.jsp, a help yourself service allows you to set up your compatible Telstra mobile phone for BigPond Mobile Services, Picture and Video Messaging (MMS), e-mail on your phone.

Basically, you input your mobile number at first, Telstra will send a security code to your number by SMS. After verify the security code, you are ready to set up mobile phone manufacturer, your phone model from a thousand phone model under Samsung. Though Note 2 is not in the long list, it won't stop me this time bravely select Galaxy Note as the candidate.

Then select "MMS" and "Mobile Internet" in Telstra Settings options, two notifications sent to Note 2, with the APNs settings. Android Notification service recognises them, asking to click on Install button inside the notifications. APNs settings are automatically setup in Note 2. 

Reboot Note 2 again. Everything works ...

Telstra Internet APN: Telstra.wap
Proxy: 010.001.001.181
Port: 80
MCC: 505
MNC: 01
Authentication type: PAP
APN type: default,supl
Bearer: Unspecified

Telstra MMS APN: Telstra.mms
MMSC: http://mmsc.telstra.com:8002
MMS Proxy: 010.001.001.181
MMS Port: 80
MCC: 505
MNC: 01
Authentication type: PAP
APN type: mms
Bearer: Unspecified

Samsung Galaxy Note 2: $588.00
Battery Cover Leather Flip Case: $15.50
Anti Glare matte screen protector: $1.95

Carry on with your life and refuse big monopoly's ransom for your freedom from sin, priceless ...