BRYAN DAWE: What is the role of Bill Shorten in the ALP?
JOHN CLARKE: Is he a waiter?
BRYAN DAWE: Correct.
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BRYAN DAWE: What is the role of Joe Hockey in the Opposition?
JOHN CLARKE: Something to do with irony?
BRYAN DAWE: General duties will cover that, I think.
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BRYAN DAWE: Who is Christopher Pyne?
JOHN CLARKE: He's on TV lot, he's a kind of spokesperson.
BRYAN DAWE: For what?
JOHN CLARKE: Cleaning products?
BRYAN DAWE: No, Christopher Pyne is the Shadow Minister for Education.